Things I Never Knew
Anyone can be President, even someone who is not eligible.
Most of the people can be fooled most of the time, if you have help from the media and a teleprompter.
You can blame just about anything on George Bush, if you keep a straight face when you say it.
Americans believe they can borrow their way out of debt.
The evening call to prayer is the most wonderful sound in the world.
He campaigned in all 57 States.
George Bush never challenged his Muslim faith.
We are not at war with the Islamic world.
Israel will do just fine without US help.
Nine hundred million dollars will really help the poor Hamas in Gaza recover from their trauma.
Hugo Chavez, is a nice guy and a decent author.
Barry did not bow to the King of Saudi Arabia, he curtsied.
It only takes a million dollars to hide all your records.
He went to Trinity United Church of Christ for twenty years, but never inhaled.
Khalid Al- Monsour can get anyone into Harvard.
George Soros can buy anyone he wants to buy, along with ACORN and the Media.
You really are not judged by the company you keep.
It really does not matter if you say one thing and do the opposite, as long as people look the other way.
The United States really needed to apologize to the world for her past sins.
Big Government's job is to take care of everyone's problems, no matter what the cost in taxes might be.
The White House should own banks, auto companies, mortgage companies, and should run health care.
We really need more Mexican citizens, and minorities need to own more radio stations.
Veterans and Catholics are potential radical terrorists.
And last, but not least, Americans have no idea what Socialism means.