Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Lessons From Jakarta

Things I Never Knew

Anyone can be President, even someone who is not eligible.

Most of the people can be fooled most of the time, if you have help from the media and a teleprompter.

You can blame just about anything on George Bush, if you keep a straight face when you say it.

Americans believe they can borrow their way out of debt.

The evening call to prayer is the most wonderful sound in the world.

He campaigned in all 57 States.

George Bush never challenged his Muslim faith.

We are not at war with the Islamic world.

Israel will do just fine without US help.

Nine hundred million dollars will really help the poor Hamas in Gaza recover from their trauma.

Hugo Chavez, is a nice guy and a decent author.

Barry did not bow to the King of Saudi Arabia, he curtsied.

It only takes a million dollars to hide all your records.

He went to Trinity United Church of Christ for twenty years, but never inhaled.

Khalid Al- Monsour can get anyone into Harvard.

George Soros can buy anyone he wants to buy, along with ACORN and the Media.

You really are not judged by the company you keep.

It really does not matter if you say one thing and do the opposite, as long as people look the other way.

The United States really needed to apologize to the world for her past sins.

Big Government's job is to take care of everyone's problems, no matter what the cost in taxes might be.

The White House should own banks, auto companies, mortgage companies, and should run health care.

We really need more Mexican citizens, and minorities need to own more radio stations.

Veterans and Catholics are potential radical terrorists.

And last, but not least, Americans have no idea what Socialism means.


undertaker said...

Sotomayer supports felons having the vote, so there is another 5 million votes for Mr. Obummer. Barry will meet behind closed doors in may to pursue the path to amnesty and citizenship for illegal aliens, there is another 12 million votes for Obummer. The Real ID will be delayed until after the 2010 elections. So why should Obummer be worried about the 2012 elections? There won't be any 2012 elections! In 2017 Michelle will be crowned queen of the United Socialist States of America. Is this where we want to go? Is he still doing a "good job"?

undertaker said...

Sorry, that should have read, "In June Barry will meet behind closed doors to pursue amnesty and the path to citizenship for the illegal aliens".

Anonymous said...

I didn't know the MSM wasn't biased.

I didn't know you can hate the military and support them at the same time.

I didn't know you could make money by getting into insane amounts of debt.

I didn't know it was a judges job to be compasionate. Silly me, I always thought their job was to uphold the law.

Thanks, Mad Mom, good post.

Stop the presses/ Patrick said...

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G.A.Rowe said...

If all the felons I caught over the years get to vote, well then guess what . . . I will never get elected to anything.

Good thing I ain't running for any office!

Don't worry, U.T., we won't get to be a socialist state if I have anything to say about it!

undertaker said...

GA, you and I are on the same wavelength. It is time for all the conservatives, independents, libertarians, and patriots to set aside for just a little while their pet projects and focus on the single issue of importance. That would be eligibility. That one issue is the sure key to bringing the administration agenda to a screeching halt. We should muster a million people in Washington with one message. "Prove it or get out!" That means a little "show and tell" of all records, birth, education, financial, property, and medical as well as passports and visas. If we could agree to pursue that, CNN and ABC would look pretty dumb if they didn't cover it.