Monday, March 30, 2009

The Obama Depression

NANNY STATE: GOVERNMENT WEBSITE TO WARN OF SADNESS/CRYING OVER ECONOMY
Mon Mar 30 2009 18:43:56 ET

The U.S. government is set to offer an online emotional rescue kit!

"Getting Through Tough Economic Times" will launch Tuesday with a media push across all platforms.

The site is meant to help people identify health concerns related to financial worries.

The feds will warn of depression, suicidal thinking and other serious mental illnesses. It will raise warning flags for: Persistent sadness/crying; Excessive anxiety; Lack of sleep/constant fatigue; Excessive irritability/anger.

The guide will be available starting at midnight at http://www.samhsa.gov/economy.


The question now is how to identify and prevent these symptoms amongst those of us who know that Obama is destroying the very fibers of the country we love.

11 comments:

Emily said...

Well, since this adminstration started, I have lots anger, sadness, and anxiety. Sign me up!

Mad Mom said...

And insomnia!

Rowe said...

And everyone who logs onto this site will have his / her IP address flagged for future national healthcare information records...

Mad Mom said...

That makes me feel better already!

undertaker said...

Those symptoms are the classic symptoms of an allergic reaction to socialism. I'd know them anywhere!

Stop the presses/ Patrick said...

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Kathy said...

OMG - what next? Rowe, you are right on. Didn't get that job? Well, I'm sorry, a little while back you indicated you were struggling with some mental health issues so we really can't hire you on.

I would hope, that everyone in Washington has signed on...how does BO sleep at night? Rahm? Franks? Dodd? Pelosi...seriously.

undertaker said...

Kathy, you should know by now that he does not sleep at night. He hangs upside down in a cave during the day, and flies around at night looking for a taxpayer's wallet to sink his teeth into and suck out the bloody bucks.

Mad Mom said...

Maybe THAT'S why I can't sleep!

G.A.Rowe said...

Let me see if I got this right . . .

My government is squandering whatever is left of the economy . . .

My government is destroying our freedom and leading my country down the destructive path to Socialism/Communism . . .

My government has trashed our Constitution by effectively taking over the banking system and a lot of big businesses . . .

President Obama wants to institute NAZI style youth "volunteer" groups that will eventually have the same training and funding as our Military Forces to "help" combat terrorism at home . . .

Our government wants to tax me and anyone else who is responsible and has not lived beyond our means to pay for those who haven't . . .

And since all the above governmental actions have made me angry, depressed, etc . . .

Our government wants me to go to a website that our government created to help me cope with my anger, depression, etc. that is caused by our government in the first place . . .

Do you REALLY want my answer to that question? REALLY?

undertaker said...

G.A, right on! The list you started there goes on and on. We are headed for a showdown and there is little that can be done to talk any sense into the folks who are destroying the Constitution.

There is a line in the sand somewhere, and I really would like to know where it is. I know what side of it I will be on and it has to do with keeping my Oath to Defend the Constitution from all enemies, both foreign and domestic.