Due to Obama's executive order to close Gitmo, there will soon be an abundance of terrorists wandering the streets with no home and no means of supporting themselves. I suggest that the ACLU create a non-profit organization entitled "Adopt a Terrorist". Liberal lovers of terrorist rights could then cleanse their bleeding hearts of the past 7 years of horrific Caribbean living which the terrorists at Gitmo have had to endure. "Adopt a Terrorist" advocates may provide clothing, food, shelter, and bomb making equipment for those who have been wronged. Access to educational sites on the internet such as bioterrorism, dirty bombs, and how to infiltrate the US via cargo container is highly recommended. In return, adoptive familes will receive a free pass from the next terror attack on US soil.
Retraction: Adoptive families will not receive a free pass from terrorist attacks on US soil. Sorry, they still hate you too.
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